Quiero Ser Baladista Lyrics In English Translation - Residente & Ricky Martin
Quiero Ser Baladista Lyrics In English Translation - Residente & Ricky Martin
[Verse 1: Residente]
I've spent a lot of money on diapers and bottles
Because in this genre, I have more children than the milkman
When they mess with the top dog, I bring out the bomber and accelerate
And their level drops without even drinking Coca-Cola Zero
I make a hole and enter whenever I want, below the goalkeeper
This gentleman kicking like a forward breaks them
I'm the wolf that stirs up the chicken coop, not even with a silver bullet do I die
Always new like January 1st
What's mine never expires
I don't throw punchlines anymore; I shoot with a bazooka
My bars release more smoke than a hookah lounge
With just half a yucca, I split their heads
And like Farruko, their wigs fly off
Since my childhood, I have clarity
I don't believe in two or three
I believe in one and zero, you see? That's why I'm the ten
I bite them
These pigs can't handle me, even if they fight with only their left eye
Not even if Drake bets in my favor will I lose
I devoured all the appetizers
In this fishbowl, I no longer see fish
Without interest, like when I speak and eat the "s" sounds
Sometimes they call me "Cesar Millán"
Because when Residente speaks, these dogs obey
I'm unstoppable, not even if they pray a thousand times every month
I'm like Messi scoring against the French
Because since Calle 13
Rap and I live together like Siamese twins
My lyrics are precise when they go fast
I'm like a breeze that dismembers them
With the sharpness of my chalk, like the Swiss knives
Not even if they throw the beaches of Ibiza on me
This volcano paralyzes, I turn them into ashes
Chito Vera giving them a beating
But I swear that beating them up tires me
I know, I'm immature, to have fun, I torture them
I disfigure their sunny days so their future is dark
I don't want to diss anymore
I want to walk my little dog on the sidewalk
Have group sex until I die
Do handicrafts to sell in the spring
Water the plants in the garden with the hose
Advocate for world peace on Earth whenever there's war
Always in the middle, never to the extreme
Without taking stances on any issue
Because I don't want problems
To be liked by everyone like a cream cake
I want to be a humanist, I want to stop gunning down artists
And heads no longer roll on the dance floor
I want to pronounce the "s" sounds in all interviews
From today, I want to be a balladeer
[Chorus: Residente]
I am the love that loves you while loving
I want to want you while wanting
And if I'm here and you're there
I want you to come here and leave there
You lack what I have here; I lack what you have there
And if you can't come here, then close your eyes there
Imagine that you're here with me
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 2: Residente]
Since I was little, I admit that when I get agitated and recite
To the beat, infinitely, I no longer see letters in my manuscript
Now I only see numbers
I'm calculating like a serial killer when I decapitate
Every rapper's head, I quantify them
I'm sick because the more I give, the more excited I get
Even planet Earth begs me, shouting,
"No! Better a meteorite falls"
They say I'm cursed because without a magic wand and a hat, I turn them into little birds
I just recite my writings
And they fly to hell like the cell phones Benito throws
They live less than a mosquito
Their movies don't last because I edit them
They call me "Almodóvar" without having a written script
Because I don't live for rap, rap lives in the skin I inhabit
Forgive me for boasting
But you know that Residente is dangerous with the pen
Black belt with ink like a puma
Like Snoop Dogg, he smokes it
Not even pleading for world peace can save Maluma
I'm in the mist, chilling with Moctezuma
They don't measure up, even if they're accountants, the sum doesn't add up
I'm throwing so much pestilence that not even a foam bath can perfume this track
I go hunting with my artillery mounted on the cavalry
With lyrics in choreographies with a mastery of poetry and engineering
They see the harpies pass with my wordplay
And shh, they stay silent like in a bookstore
These garbage rappers fall asleep in the goal even in broad daylight
That's why with great joy, I pass by and it's a goal by Di Maria
Psychology wouldn't understand
How I have so much energy in a beat without drums
And so many questions that I solve
I'm as if Socrates and Plato had a child
With the midlife crisis, I'm not the same
I feel like I have another person inside my body
[Chorus: Ricky Martin]
I am the love that loves you while loving
I want to want you while wanting
And if I'm here and you're there
I want you to come here and leave there
You lack what I have here (here), I lack what you have there (there)
And if you can't come here, then close your eyes there
Imagine that you're here with me